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posted by Ingabish @ 10/28/2003 11:55:00 PM
Blogman YAY!
The Developer's Corner - BlogMan Features and Screenshots
Blogman
posted by Joshua @ 10/20/2003 09:31:00 PM
In the beginning, there was nothing...
Then came Mr. Bog Man... YAY!
and there was much rejoicing!
posted by Joshua @ 10/09/2003 09:05:00 PM
only cool people are allowed on this blog
AND
Mr Blog Man is.. um.... exactly what his name implies. Mr Blog Man. And the urge to say "YAY!" whenever someone speaks of Mr Blog Man is a curse that Mr Blog Man put on members of his blog, and its also contagious.
posted by Ingabish @ 10/08/2003 10:12:00 PM
Ok, so who is Mr. Blog Man? Why is there a blog about Mr. Blog Man? and why does there seem to be an uncontrollable urge to say "YAY!" whenever anyone speaks of Mr. Blog Man?
I demand answers!
posted by Joshua @ 10/08/2003 03:42:00 PM
Blog Blog Blog Blogeddy Blog.
We need to add more pple to this blog.
posted by Joshua @ 10/07/2003 05:35:00 PM
Blog blog blog
Im bored
and my tummy hurts cus i ate too much dinner lol
I'm trying to work out how to change those stupid links on the side that say "edit me"
hmm
lemme try some stuff....
posted by Ingabish @ 10/07/2003 04:58:00 PM
lol
i said to ignore the times on the other one, but cus i fixed the timezone, it fixed the time on all of them
lol
ok just ignore me...
:p
posted by Ingabish @ 10/07/2003 12:23:00 AM
ok i've grown a brain
i live in brisbane not western australia....
moron...
posted by Ingabish @ 10/07/2003 12:02:00 AM
ok thats better
i found out how to fix the timezone so it does it itself
it was set on los angeles timezone
lol i dont live in los angeles... i dont think i do anyway
*looks out the winow*
nup.... australia...
posted by Ingabish @ 10/07/2003 12:00:00 AM
oh just so you know
i just figured out i could manually put in the time myself instead of having like, american time, or whatever the hell my other blogs timezone was in.
so yeah
ignore the times on the posts before today
posted by Ingabish @ 10/06/2003 11:57:00 PM
The Jerry Slinger Interactive Kinky Sex Special
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry: Hello everybody and welcome to our special presentation for tonight...Jerry Slinger's Kinky Sex Stories...
Crowd hollers.
Jerry: That's right, tonight we are going to find out all kinds of utterly, utterly, terrifying information about our guests.
The crowd screams.
Jerry: So now, let's introduce...ben! Everybody please put your hands together!
ben walks out onto the stage dressed up like a black satin boxers, black bow tie.
ben: Hi Jerry!
Jerry: Hey there ben, why don't you tell everyone here what you have to say...
ben: Well Jerry...I kind of have a special fetish...
The crowd LOVES it.
Jerry: Oh I see...and you're here to tell natalie about it right? In the hope that your fantasies can be realised?
ben: That's right Jerry.
Again the crowd screams.
Jerry: Okay, okay then, well why don't we bring natalie in then and see what they have to say.
natalie appears and walks across the stage, embracing ben.
Jerry: Okay, now natalie, you are probably wondering why you're here...
natalie: Yes Jerry...
Jerry: Well ben why don't you tell them why they're here...
ben: Well sweety...I have brought you here to tell you that...
natalie: You're gay?
ben: No! No, that's not it...it's just that I have, well, a sort of fetish...a fetish for chocolate...
natalie: Omigod!
natalie puts their hand over their mouth. The crowd goes crazy.
ben: I was wondering if...you could, well you know...help me with it. I dressed up in this uniform for you and everything...
natalie: Well yeah...yeah I guess...
ben: Really?
natalie: But on one condition...
ben: Anything!
natalie: I want you to eat whipped cream off my elbow...
The crowd goes INSANE.
Jerry: Okay, okay, but now I have to interrupt. Because there's actually something else that somebody needs to tell you natalie.
Crowd silences, from the shadows emerges shantell, sitting down next to natalie.
shantell: Thanks Jerry...okay here's the thing...you know how important your friendship is to me natalie...but, hell, I want MORE...
natalie: What are you saying?
shantell: I want to have passionate sex with you...
ben stands up rapidly from their seat. The crowd squeals with delight.
ben: Now wait just a minute!
natalie: I...I don't know what to say...I...
ben: You say no! No is what you say!
Jerry: Okay, everyone please let's just calm down for a second, please, because it just turns out that I now have a suprise for all three of you...
Jerry points to the side entrance onto the stage and josh appears with a big grin on their face. ben leaps out of their chair and lunges towards them, swinging wild punches...
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
The security guard pulls them apart and sits them on opposite sides of natalie. ben wipes away the dribble of blood from their nose while josh blinks a rapidly blackening eye.
ben: You piece of shit, you've always been jealous of me and natalie, why don't you just face the fact that we're together? Huh?
josh: Oh yeah you have a great relationship don't you? When was the last time you had sex? Huh?
natalie: Only 32 hours ago actually.
The crowd explodes excitedly.
josh's face contorts and they leap out of their chair towards ben. ben stands and scoops up their chair, swinging it at josh in wild arcs. The security guards step in and drag them apart.
Jerry: Wait a second, wait a second, I've missed something here. Why are the two of you so angry at each other? josh help me out here.
josh: Well Jerry it's a long story...but basically I asked these two if they wanted to form a threesome with me...
Jerry: A threesome with who? natalie and ben?
josh: That's right Jerry, I think about them both all the time...
natalie: Omigod! You're sick do you know that? I don't even want to see you again! I'm in love with ben and that's how it's gonna' stay!
The crowd whoops and bellows in excitement. The camera moves out into the crowd and Jerry holds the microphone out to a young woman.
Young Woman: Yeah, I have a question for you down there...natalie, I have to ask, are you crazy not to want to get down with ben and josh or what? I think you should consider yourself more lucky! Oh and josh I've got something for you baby..!
The woman flashes her knee for not only josh but the whole world to see. The crowd explodes in excitement. Jerry steps away and looks sternly into the camera.
Jerry: Well as much as I wish that this could go on forever, i have to draw it to a close...and so i say this - what have morals stooped to in society today if we are even here talking about chocolate's and people getting their elbow's licked? People harbouring secret obsessions for best friends, others seeking comfort in the numbers of threesomes. Throughout this all we've forgotten that two of the people down there are quite possibly in love and these peoples friends should respect that rather than just seeking fulfillment of their own desires. Thankyou...and goodnight.
Queue cheesy background music and fade to black.
posted by Ingabish @ 10/01/2003 01:50:00 AM
The Interactive Action Movie
Scene One:
The camera shows a large building that reaches for the sky. The building is surrounded by police cars and officers barking orders into their radios. ben is wearing a headset and looks worried...
ben: natalie can you hear me? What's happening in there?
The scene rapidly disolves and we find natalie exploring empty offices...suddenly her eyes widen in terror and she speaks into the headset that she is wearing...
natalie: Holy shit ben I've found it! Looks pretty standard, set on a digital timer...
We hear ben's voice come over the headphones...
ben: How much time do you have?
natalie: About five and a half minutes...
ben: Okay natalie, don't mess around in there, get the hell out.
natalie: No, I think I can do this. There's only two wires.
ben: Shit natalie forget about the heroics and just get the hell out of there! I do NOT want to be scraping your body off the sidewalk in five and a half minutes time!
natalie: Actually it's more like four minutes now...
ben: Cut the crap! Get out of there! NOW!
natalie: I can't. I'd never make it out in time. I'm on the thirty-first floor and the lifts are out...
ben: Shit!
natalie: You're tellin' me!
ben: Okay, okay what colour are the wires? We'll get you out of there don't worry.
natalie wipes the perspiration from her forehead as she stares at the timer. It is down to two and a half minutes and dissapearing fast...
natalie: Red and green.
ben: Okay. Just hold on.
natalie: Oh don't worry. I'm not going anywhere.
Scene Two:
The camera is back outside and we watch as ben makes a mad dash across the pavement...
ben: shantell! shantell where are you!
shantell steps out of one of the police cars wearing a jacket that says BOMB EXPERT.
shantell: What is it? Did something happen to natalie? Hey don't worry sweety, you've got a shoulder to cry on right here ANY time you need it.
shantell tips ben a wink.
ben: No you dickhead! natalie is trapped inside! There's a bomb and two wires, she needs to know which one to cut!
shantell: Oh...she should definately cut the red one. Always the red one. Go on, tell her to cut the red one.
ben: You sure?
shantell: Sure as I'll ever be!
ben: (into his headset) natalie did you hear that? Go red! Go red!
Scene Three:
natalie stands over the bomb holding her trusty swiss army knife. She heard shantell's advice over the headset, but something just didn't quite gel with what she had said. The clock on the bomb now read less than a minute, seconds ticking quickly away. Slowly natalie moved her hand down towards the two coloured wires and cuts...
...The red one. The numbers on the bomb stop counting down and it beeps loudly before they begin a sudden decent downwards, the numbers changing too fast to see...
natalie: Wait a second! How did shantell know which wire to cut when I never even told her the choices? This was a set-up!
Suddenly an explosion tears through the building. Debris is thrown in every direction and those outside have to duck for cover. ben screams and turns in shantell's direction just in time to see their smile fade.
ben: YOU set that bomb didn't you! You set him up! You bitch!
ben grabs at the gun at his waist and draws it out, levelling it on shantell's head.
ben: And now...you'll pay...
shantell: Nooooooo!!!
ben pulls the trigger and the muzzle of the gun lights up. The bullet tears through shantell's head and leaves a bloody smear on the ground. In the distance we see a figure crawling out of the rubble...it is natalie...ben turns and sees her clawing her way free and runs madly towards her.
ben: natalie you're alright! Oh thank God you're alright!
And so it ends...as do they all, with our heroine surviving a ridiculously fatal explosion and, as always, getting the guy who she will undoubtably ravage in bed that very night despite the fact that third degree burns will be covering at least 90% of her body...
Undoubtably, this is...THE END. Roll credits.
posted by Ingabish @ 10/01/2003 01:32:00 AM
Babes and Bastards - The Interactive Soap Opera
Welcome to the first ever (and probably the last ever) episode of the Internet's one and only Interactive Soap Opera...The Babes and the Bastards!!!
It was a cold night outside, the rain beating against the windows while you and josh cuddled up against each other on the leather couch, moaning and breathing heavily enough to fog up the windows.
You: Oooh yeah I love you, oh yeah that's it, hold on I just need to take these off...
josh: No! No...I can't.
You: Comeon babe, nobody will even know...
josh: It's just...just that...I feel bad.
You: You're worried about katja aren't you?
josh: I'm not sure, I just...I just feel bad. We have been married for 3 years now, I keep thinking that just because katja has a problem -
You: A problem? You realised this when? Everyone else has known that katja has been addicted to strawberry clouds for years!
josh: I think that you should leave...
You: Okay, okay fine, I'm going, but don't come running back to me when you realise that you don't want to be with katja anymore.
Meanwhile, across town in the strawberry clouds rehabilitation clinic...
harrison: Okay katja I think you're ready to face the outside world again.
katja: Really? I'm...I'm cured?
harrison: Yes, just remember, that if you are ever in a position where you are tempted by strawberry clouds just look the other way. Good luck.
katja looks extremely happy with themselves and heads out of the clinic beaming. From the darkness appears ben carrying a bundle of cash.ben hands it over to harrison and they shake hands.
ben: Thankyou SO much, I am so greatful.
harrison: No, no, the pleasure is ALL mine trust me. Could I possibly ask why it is that you wanted me to rig katja's recovery so soon?
ben looks uncomfortable and frowns.
harrison: Well?
ben: You'd probably just laugh, it's just that...well...since katja has been in here natalie and josh have been getting really close...TOO close.
harrison: And?
ben: Do I need to spell it out for you? I'm in love with natalie.
Meanwhile, shantell groans from a hospital bed across the other side of town. shantell was rushed to hospital only minutes earlier.
Doctor: shantell I'm sorry but the news isn't good...
shantell: Just give it to me straight Doc. I can take it.
Doctor: You are suffering very badly from rabies. You probably have a few days to live at most.
shantell: Oh no Doc! Oh no! What am I going to do?
Doctor: If there's any unfinished business that you have to attend to I recommend that you do it soon. Very soon.
shantell: Thankyou Doctor, yes, I think that there is.
shantell rises from the bed and makes for the door. Meanwhile, harrison sits poised over a table, in front of them sits a piece of paper on which is written strawberry clouds and below it an image of what the word represents...
harrison: (cackling evilly) If this doesn't get katja to snap then nothing will. All I need is for katja to recieve this fax and then, driven to an insane rage by their addiction to take it out on natalie...mwa-ha-ha.
harrison walks over to the fax machine and sends the page to josh and katja's house.
Meanwhile, you have just returned home to find ben waiting at your door.
ben: Hey...
You: Umm...hi...what can I do for you?
ben: I was wondering if we could talk...and maybe eat some sushi off each other...
You: I'm not so sure that that would be a good idea, you see I'm trying to -
ben: katja was released from rehab today.
You: Oh?
ben:Uh-huh...so you may as well give up on josh...but I'm here so...
You: Eat sushi off each other did you say?
ben: Oh yeah.
You: Won't you come in?
Meanwhile, shantell pulls into josh's driveway and rushes to the door.
shantell: josh please come out, I really need to speak to you!
josh: shantell is that you? What are you doing here? It's...like 3 in the morning...
shantell: I'm...I'm dying. I've been diagnosed with rabies.
josh:Oh my God... shantell I'm sorry...does natalie know?
shantell: No, I didn't have time, I had to come and see you to...well...
josh: Yes?
shantell: I had to tell you that I'm in love with you, I know it didn't work out all those years ago and we had to keep the baby a secret...but now I'm sorry that we put it up for adoption, I'm sorry that I left you...I NEED you josh.
josh: Shh, we promised never to speak of that. You should probably go, get some sleep...
Meanwhile, katja slides around the back of the house, believing that they have been cured of their addiction to strawberry clouds, ready to surprise josh. As katja passes through the study they notice that a fax is coming through and stop to read it. At once, katja's body contorts and begins to spasm...it is then that they hear the voices of josh and shantell talking at the front door. This sends katja into a fit of jealous rage...
But before we look at what happens there let's come back to harrison who is sitting down watching some quality television.
harrison: Ahh that's good stuff...
There is a knock at the door.
harrison: Who is it?
Voice: Open up, it's the police!
Okay...well now that that is sorted out, let's head back over to your place where...well...
You: Oooh yeah, that's ooh yeah...
ben: Mmm, yeah, oh yeah, oh...oh God yes...
Hmm, yes well anyway...now back to josh and katja's house...
shantell: Oof! Oh Jesus, don't hit me, no! Argh!
katja: (In a flurry of punches and kicks) Take that! And that! And...THAT!
josh: katja what are you doing out of rehab! What's happening?
katja: Oh, I'm sorry I got back early! I feel so bad for breaking up your sordid affair with shantell here.
josh: No! Please, shantell's dying!
katja: You got that right! Lousy piece of shit!
And that, is where we will leave the adventures of our heroes for tonight, but remember to tune in next week for more...no actually that was terrible there probably won't be anymore...of the Internet's one and only interactive Soap Opera...The Babes and Bastards!
posted by Ingabish @ 10/01/2003 01:21:00 AM
yay
